Image Consultant Advice for Overweight Attorneys

THE BIG LAWYER

People do not like to have a big lawyer if they can have a thin one. This article explains how to lose weight, camouflage the weight, and accept the weight.

LOSE THE BULGE

You can reduce the size of the belly by eating less and exercising more. A popular diet is the hCG diet. It is based on the idea that human chorionic gonadotropin is a hormone that burns fat and does not affect lean muscle mass or bones. This means that overweight attorneys can take hCG shots and lose weight in a month, losing about a pound a day.

The problem is that, as Dr. Oz pointed out, all hCG on the Internet today is fake. All of it. Class action suits are in the works against the people who claim they are selling it. It is fake because you need a prescription to buy it in the United States. The homeopathic stuff does not even have a drop of hCG (real hCG) in it.

Big attorneys can go to a doctor and get a few shots of hCG a week and lose a lot of weight. For men, an added bonus is that hCG boosts their testosterone. For both men and women, hCG will make you feel like a million dollars, so you’ll actually find the diet easy and fun, according to all who have tried it.

CAMOUFLAGING THE WEIGHT

You can use camouflaging to avoid looking overweight, and the way to do this is to use a big black coat in the winter and a white jacket in the summer. These colors are not necessary, but the concept of an overcoat is essential. In this way you will look like Orson Welles. Women will find you attractive despite your girth. Men will be drawn to you as if you were a magnetic leader with the personality of a four star general.

Judges like men who are not fat, but they can sometimes accept an overweight attorney if he is properly attired. This means that your suit and tie should not be crumpled, your hair should be combed, and your shoes shined.

ACCEPTING THE ISSUE

You can even accept being a big attorney if you realize that it will require some adjustment of your office furniture. Big and overweight men should sit behind mammoth desks. Big women should have huge swivel chairs. Any overweight attorney should have the biggest office possible so that the size of the room dwarfs him and his clients. This is the way to accept the weight and live with it. Go on, be another Clarence Darrow! Just don’t wear bow ties.

It is important to have a lean profile, that is, a thin or athletic, not overweight, look if you are a lawyer. An image consultant can help you reduce, camouflage, and accept the bump of a belly that is too big.